Do you really want me to think it is 11:41am on Saturday?
Then you are more of an idiot than i even think. . .
I was not aware today in the US it is Saturday...
This exhonerates many here they are gonna call and say,
we were asleep most of the morning, as is natural,
so we, although we read your blog and you e-mailed
all of us asking us not to interfere with you, we did not get you, your bad you had a crisis on this day the sabath, a good enough excuse to ignore you or at least
consider you less troublesome, after all religion all of a sudden counts for something.
This happenned last Saturday as well, sorry my timing was so off! OK kids, you're off the hook (in your minds you are saner than me?)
Ahem, not so fast. Even I know that oldsters not claiming to have new technologies do have them.
The Internet for you, is someplace to hide or snoop, not be honest as you claim. Are we really supposed to think 'oh the poor dears can't handle something as fast as the Internet!'I say, 'then get with it, you are either retarded or backwards!'
Do you want me to applaud your innocence or ignorance?
Grab a ticket, get in line then, i'll cry for you, ignore and propagate this lie, and you win!
What do you win? A rubber stamp (an Icon) of a garbage can you can use on your forehead would be perfect!
I'll bet you won't like that.
Whatever you want we will say yes we will change it for you (then, give you a stamp of said garbage can) and we will deny having sent you the truth
we will be ready the next day since we know you will call us with some sanctimonious bitch we cannot argue with
That is how it will go down, whether you think the story is viable or not, you suckers ha-ha
By the way, this already happened, i could not believe the cheek involved here
But sorry guys, again it did not work. Get real, when you are that shitty on your job, just quit, OK?
AGAIN, MUITO OBRIGADO, MERCI BIEN, GRACIAS, ETC. I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. . .
PS the crisis actually happened yesterday, some one said they were coming over in an hour, but when in my supposed misery i called to ask the had they actually said this or was i imagining NO CALL
Instead I got a call from back east i had told her i was gonna use the house phone
Fat chance
the someone else calls me on the same house phone and although i said i was tired they yakked like there was no tomorrow
This is someone i generally have to call to speak to
Coincidence? why it could be you know. . . but i guess you gotta be crazy to think anything else
PPS the only untruth (as you know is your word for a lie) in this story is the garbage can deal
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