PORT-AU-PRINCE, CAN'T DANCE, WHAT A BUMMER!

I GUESS THIS IS THE PERVERTED EXCUSE FOR NORMALCY THESE DAYS
THE NEW YORK TIMES SEEMS ALMOST TO BE BOASTING WHAT THEY SHOULD BE DECRYING IF THIS WERE A SANER WORLD WHERE THIS KIND OF STUPIDITY DID NOT EXIST
IF 'THE BREADTH OF HAITI'S ECONOMIC MISERY SEEMS INCOMPREHENSIBLE' TO MANY BEFORE THE EARTHQUAKE, PLEASE THANK THE RULING ELITE OF THAT COUNTRY AS WELL AS THIS ONE, FOR SQUEEZING THE POOR SO DRY
WE CAN UNDERSTAND IT IF YOU CANNOT: RAMPANT PREDATORY BEHAVIOUR, THE HALLMARK OF FREE,
UNREGULATED TRADE LOOSED UPON THE ALREADY POOR
WHY THE POOR THINGS! WE CAN'T WRAP OUR TINY BRAINS AROUND THIS ONE, FOLKS, TOO MUCH SNAKE OIL IN THE BOTTLE, OOPS!
WHO NEEDS A GOVERNMENT TO HELP THEM OUT WITH 4000 NGO'S PRESENT, WHOSE ONLY ABILITY IS TO COLLECT MONEY, LOSE IT, ALL THE WHILE WRINGING THEIR HANDS
WHY ALLOW ME, SAID THE JOKER TO THE THIEF!
KINDA HARD TO DANCE AND HAVE FUN? WHY I BET YOU ARE PLAYING THE WRONG MUSIC, IT OUGHT TO BE
THE KIND OF MUSIC THAT WOULD TURN FUNERAL-GOERS INTO ONE BIG BUMMED-OUT CROWD, Y'ALL
I GUESS YOU CAN CALL THIS A 'COMMENT' ON YOUR LOVELY, IF A LITTLE CONFUSING, PROPAGANDA PIECE, SINCE YOU'D NEVER POST IT, TOO CONFRONTATIONAL!

WELL, Y'ALL NOW CONTINUE TO HAVE FUN, DON'T LET A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO'VE BEEN CRIPPLED
IN A TINY OLE 7 MAG EARTHQUAKE GET YOU DOWN, YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT HERE! (OH, AND JUST WAIT TILL THE BIG ONE HITS THE SAN ANDREAS!!! IT'LL BE TOO FUCKING MUCH!!!)
CIAO!!!