Y'ALL NEED TO FIRST GET TO KNOW THEN LOVE BLUEGRASS. . .

THEN SECOND, YOU NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH AS IT IS BARE OF ANY ORNAMENTATION OR BULLSHIT. PLAIN ENGLISH IS THE ONE AND ONLY LANGUAGE WE SPEAK AROUND HERE, SO LEARN IT SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT WELL. NO ONE, LEAST OF ALL I, IS INSULTING MISS PELOSI. FOR YEARS I WROTE HER AND ASKED TO PLEASE BRING OUR BOYS HOME FROM THE DESERT OF IRAQ. SHE REPLIED IN PUBLIC AND IN PRIVATE THAT IS WHAT THEY WERE DOING RIGHT THEN. I WAITED, AND WROTE HER AND PRESIDENT BUSH MANY MORE LETTERS. THEN SHE SAID AS SOON AS THEY COULD, BEFORE HIS TERM WAS UP, THEY WERE GOING TO DO IT. MORE LETTERS, BEGGING. THEN SHE SAID AS SOON AS HIS TERM WAS UP AND HE WAS OUT OF POWER. NOTHING EVER HAPPENED.
HER CONSTITUENTS WANT THE GUYS TO COME HOME, BUT I GUESS SHE KNOWS BETTER THAN ALL OF US, AND THOSE GUYS ARE STILL THERE, EVEN MORE OF THEM.
I REALLY COULD HAVE SAID SHE WAS A LIAR TO CALL A SPADE A SPADE. INSTEAD I REVERTED TO THE GOOD OLD AMERICAN HABIT OF TELLING SOMEONE 'UP YOUR ASS, THAT AIN'T HOW NO GRANDMOTHER I KNOW ACTS'. THAT IS GOD'S HONEST TRUTH, AND I THINK SOMEONE WHO COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING LIKE BRINGING THE BOYS HOME, AND PROMISING IT, OUGHT TO KNOW FIRSTHAND I THINK THEY WERE BULLSHITTING ME BIGTIME AND I WASN'T GONNA VOTE FOR THEIR LYING ASS,
BUT I WAS GONNA VOTE FOR CINDY SHEEHAN INSTEAD. I THINK NOW THAT YOU HAVE THE WHOLE GODDAMN STORY, TELL ME WHO WAS RIGHT TO BE MAD BECAUSE THEY WERE LIED TO. THE THIRD THING YOU OUGHT TO LEARN, IS WHAT THE CONSTITUTION OF THESE STATES SAYS ABOUT THE JOB OF A CONGRESSMAN, IT HAS TO DO WITH REPRESENTING THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED YOUR ASS IN, DOING WHAT YOU WANT, NOT WHAT IS CONVENIENT FOR YOUR BOUGHT AND PAID FOR ASS. SO YES, FUCK IF YOU COUNT, SINCE IGNORANCE AND ASSHOLISM ARE YOUR DOMAIN. GET OFF YOUR COUCH-POTATO BRAIN AND COME DEBATE ME, ANYTIME, THAT'S A GOOD OLD AMERICAN CUSTOM, YOU SAY THIS, I SAY THAT AND WE MEET SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN, IT'S CALLED COMPROMISE IF YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOUR GRANDFATHER THOUGHT WAS WORTH IT SO THAT HE WENT ALL THE WAY TO ITALY TO GET KILLED. HE, NOT YOU, WAS THE HERO. DEFENDING A 'LADY'S HONOR' IS AS CHEAP AS TALK IS NOWADAYS, PLEASE DON'T FORGET THAT. . .