I HOPE EVEN THOUGH THIS WILL PUSH THE BOUNDARIES OF YOUR BELIEF, IT WILL REVEAL HOW MUCH THE MEANING OF THE WORD 'FRIENDSHIP' HAS BEEN TWISTED IN THIS COUNTRY, ALL FOR THE MERE CONVENIENCE AND LACK OF ANY KIND OF FEELING OR GENEROSITY FOR FELLOW HUMANS, NEEDING SOME KIND OF HELP
THIS TOTALLY ADDRESSES THE MAIN QUESTION OF 'WHY IS IT SO FUCKED UP THERE?', AS DOES THE
FORTHRIGHT BUT UNBELIEVABLE ANSWER 'BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE SO AFRAID OF EVERYTHING, THEY ARE EVEN AFRAID OF HELPING OTHERS WHO OBVIOUSLY NEED HELP'
SO, TO THE STORY, I HOPE SOME OF THE PROTAGONISTS ARE INDEED STUPID OR IN DENIAL ENOUGH NOT TO RECOGNIZE THEIR DISGUSTING ASSES HERE
OK, SO YOU HIT 62, EVERYONE WILL WHO HAS NOT DIED YET, PRESUMABLY
SO, THEN, HERE THEY CONSIDER YOU A LAUGHING MATTER, YOU GET TO BE CALLED OLD AND CRAZY WHEN YOU TRY TO RETALIATE FOR SOME PRETTY STUPID SHIT PEOPLE TRY TO PULL ON YOU, SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE THEY ALL OF A SUDDEN REALIZE YOU ARE OLD, THEY CAN CALL YOU CRAZY, AND THEY CAN TOTALLY DISRESPECT YOU NOW THAT AGE SEEMS TO HAVE MADE YOU WEAKER, AND THEY CAN,
BECAUSE THEY JUST CAN, FINALLY GET THEIR REVENGE (YOU 'WERE' MORE INTELLIGENT, 'HAD' MORE
BALLS THAN THEY, IN SHORT, SOMETHING ABOUT YOU PROVOKED SOME SORT OF SICK JEALOUSY TRIP)
SO, THEY RESORT TO WHAT THEY THINK IS A TRUMP: YOU HAVE SOMETHING, SAY A STROKE, YOU NEED HELP, AND BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR SOME, NONE WILL BE COMING, THERE, YOU GOT YOURS
IF YOU THINK THIS IS A HORRIBLE WAY TO ACT TOWARDS YOUR FRIENDS, OR A PRETTY SMALL TAKE ON
GENEROSITY OR WHAT HAVE YOU, YOU'D BE WRONG,
IT IS THE AMERICAN WAY, IT USED TO BE PEOPLE WOULD GIVE YOU A HAND IF YOU WERE DOWN,
BUT BEING DOWN THESE DAYS DOESN'T EVER HAPPEN HERE, IT'S A CONTEMPTIBLE THING (WHAT A FANTASY, NO?)
HEY, BEING DOWN MIGHT FUCK WITH SOMEONE'S BEING TOO BUSY, NOT WANTING TO DRIVE IN TRAFFIC,
NOT WANTING TO BE LITERALLY 'BOTHERED', IN SHORT, LISTEN ONLY TO OTHERS WHO DON'T EVER LISTEN TO YOU, IN CASE SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENS, OH MY GOD, THAT'S HORRIBLE, IT'S NOT US, HOW CAN YOU EXPECT US TO HELP IN SUCH A NON-UNDERSTANDABLE SITUATION, IT MUST BE YOUR FAULT, WE NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
ALL BECAUSE YOU HAD TO CALL SOMEONE YOU HOPED THEY WOULD ANSWER THE QUESTION 'SHOULD I CALL AN AMBULANCE?', FAT CHANCE, THEY FEARED YOU'D ASK FOR A FUCKING NICKEL OR SOMETHING
THEY REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE UP, LIKE 5 MINUTES OF THEIR PRECIOUS TIME
DASHED EXPECTATIONS? GET REAL, IN A STINGY-ANYTHING COUNTRY, NOT AT ALL, NOT EVEN A
LITTLE DISAPPOINTED, IT WAS JUST HEY, THEY DID WHAT YOU EXPECTED, THE SAME FEELING
SOMOZA HAD YEARS AGO, JUST MINUTES BEFORE THE TREACHEROUS DEED
SO, TO THOSE OF YOU WHO RECOGNIZED YOUR FUCKED UP PARTS IN THIS FUCKED UP SCRIPT,
THANKS TO ONE FRIEND (AN UNEXPECTED ONE, BECAUSE YOU ALL HAD BEEN BADMOUTHING HIM FOR YEARS NOW) I SURVIVED, BECAUSE HE HELPED ME, THAT IS WHY I CUT YOU OFF, JUST BECAUSE I FORGAVE YOU
ONCE FOR AN ACT I'D NEVER PULL ON YOU, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'D BE STUPID ENOUGH TO
TRUST YOU TO DO ANYTHING IN MY INTEREST?
MY OLD AGE? MY CRAZINESS? THE 'FACT' YOU SAY I'M OVER-THE-TOP?
THE FACT I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO HURT ANYBODY, LEAST OF ALL MY FRIENDS?
THE FACT I'M POLITE AND NOT INCREDIBLY RUDE?
DO YOU KNOW THIS IS THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY? THAT THIS PLANET IS NOT MARS?
AREN'T YOU ALREADY THE NEEDIEST FUCKING BUNCH EVER? WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE WHOLE ECONOMY
COLLAPSES BECAUSE OF YOUR ALLOWING, NAY, ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO STEAL FROM EACH OTHER, MAIM EACH OTHER, KILL EACH OTHER? I THOUGHT SO
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
