WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN PUT TOGETHER A CONVINCING SCAM TO USE ON OTHERS, I THINK YOU'VE HIT A NEW LOW ON THE BRAINS SCALE
I KNOW Y'ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN, WE'VE ALL BEEN THE TARGETS OF THESE SUPER-BRANIACS
LATELY, THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM, EVEN IN THE MOST RESPECTED-OF-YORE PROFESSIONS
BUT EVEN THE MOST BLATANT BIRD-BRAINED WILL ADMIT, THERE WERE SOME PRETTY CLEVER
SNAKE-OIL SALESMEN BORN IN THE TWENTIETH CENTURY, WORTHY OF RESPECT, IF ONLY FOR THEIR ABILITY TO COME UP WITH SOME PRETTY CONVINCING IF DEVASTATING SCAMS
THESE DAYS, SOME PRETTY STUPID PEOPLE RELY ON STEALING OTHERS' IDEAS, AND BOTCH THE SCAMS HORRIBLY, BUT BECAUSE THE REST OF THE POPULATION IS SO RETARDED, SUPERSTITIOUS,
OR JUST PLAIN DUMB, THEY GET AWAY WITH SOME AMAZINGLY DUMB SHIT
WE'RE JUST ADDRESSING THE QUALITY OF SCAM HERE, NOT COMMENTING ON THE COWARDLY
INABILITY AND UNWILLINGNESS TO PUT THESE GUYS WHERE THEY DESERVE TO BE: JAIL
WE'RE UNABLE TO PERFORM THOSE MULTI-TASKING WONDERS ANY LONGER, SO WE CAN ONLY HIT ONE NAIL ON ITS HEAD ONCE, AS IN REAL LIFE, BUT WE AIM, IN OUR OMNISCIENCE, TO GET THE WHOLE BIG PICTURE MORE OR LESS EXPLAINED TO YOU, AD ABSURDUM
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