'What Do China’s Workers Want?'

WHY IT'S OUR INTELLECTUAL BETTERS ASKING US 'THE' RELEVANT QUESTION OF THE 21ST CENTURY, MADGE
MADGE SAYS, BY THE WAY, 'SO SMART AND SO CUTE AT BEING SO SMART, SUPPOSE THEY TELL US WHAT THOSE GUYS WANT'
OK, MADGE! THEY WANT A DECENT WAGE FOR THAT EXTREMELY INDECENT JOB WE SHIPPED THEIR WAY, MADGE
WORKING MOST OF THE DAY IN A CRAMPED FACTORY, FORCED TO TAKE EVEN MORE CRAMPED SLEEP BREAKS
THE MORE TO GET OUT OF THEM, WHY THEY'RE ACTUALLY TURNING TO RISKING THEIR LIVES FOR THIS SHIT!
THAT IS THE REAL REASON THEIR AMERICAN AND JAPANESE EMPLOYERS ARE HIKING THEIR PAY (AND THE INSIGNIFICANT FACT THAT DROVES WERE COMMITTING SUICIDE, I GUESS TO SAVE FACE)
WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW, CHINESE WORKERS HAVE A LIVING TO TAKE CARE OF WHEN THEY AREN'T MAKING ONE
(NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE, O SUPREME ASSHOLE! PLEASE, GET A LIFE)

HEY IS IT ANY CLEARER NOW? DO WE KNOW WHAT THEY WANT?