MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU, YOU FUCKTARD
IF YOU WANT TO ENCOURAGE CRIME, HERE IS WHAT YOU DO, THE ATTITUDE SO WELL PERSONIFIED BY THE IDIOT AT RASPUTIN:
A. WHEN SOME ONE COMES IN, YOU INTERRUPT YOUR (SEXUAL HARRASSMENT) FLIRTING WITH THE TWO
NEWBIE CHICKS BEHIND YOUR COUNTER
B. YOU SAY TO THE CUSTOMER, NONCHALANTLY BUT WITH A MEAN EDGE TO YOUR VOICE, CONFRONTATIONALLY, 'WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY?'
C. THE ANSWER, AS YOU PREDICTED, BECAUSE THE CLERK DOWNSTAIRS YAKKED 'SMALL SALES HEADED UPSTAIRS, SMALL SALES HEADED UPSTAIRS' I GUESS SO THE GOON SQUAD WOULDN'T ASSAULT THE CUSTOMER BECAUSE IT WAS A LONG WALK THROUGH THE STORE AND HE HAD CDs IN HIS HANDS WAS, 'I HAVE THESE TO SELL. . .'
D. TOO BAD IT WASN'T A BULK SALE PRE-ARRANGED BY YOUR BOSS!
E. YOU FLIP DERISIVELY THROUGH THE CDs AS IF I WALKED INTO A USED BOOKSTORE, AND PROCLAIM 'NO ARTWORK, TOO SCRATCHED, DEMOS' WITH A THREATENING SCOWL ON YOUR FACE, AND ASSUMING THAT YOU JUST PWNED THE CUSTOMER, YOU TURN IT INTO A RATHER LECHEROUS SMILE, E.G., THE TWO BITCHES, NEXT!
F. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO THE EIGHT MISERABLE HOURS YOU SPEND THERE, CALLING IT WORK, AND YOU GET PAID FOR THIS, KNOWING MOST OF YOUR CUSTOMERS ARE SELLING THEIR CDs, BECAUSE THEY ARE HUNGRY, AND DON'T WANT TO HOLD UP YOUR SORRY ASS FOR $5
DID YOU DO THAT TO ME BECAUSE YOU ARE SOME WEAK PUSSY-ASSED MOTHERFUCKER DOING WHAT YOUR BOSS TOLD YOU TO DO, OR BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A DUMB FUCK GETTING READY (NOT THAT YOU'D EVER SEE IT COMING) TO GET HELD UP LEAVING BART?
AND WHAT ASSHOLE IN THIS DAY AND AGE THINKS IT IS COOL TO GAME (CHAT UP, THEY SAY WHERE I COME FROM) A COUPLE OF BIMBOS?
DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO ANSWER, THAT WAS ALL A RHETORICAL QUESTION, BECAUSE IF YOU WERE A DECENT PERSON, I COULD HAVE 'DEFENDED' MYSELF WITHOUT THE 'SECURITY' SQUAD RIGHT THERE
IN THE STORE, COMPLAINED TO YOUR BOSS, AND HAD YOU FIRED
BUT I REALIZE THIS IS NOT A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO BE CIVILIZED, IF YOU ARE, YOU GO TO JAIL
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY COMPLAINT IS? THAT THEY THINK HIRING SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS SMART
Mr Bean -Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Darling - Karen Carpenter (DREAM ON, KAREN, DREAM ON!)
John Lennon-Merry Christmas War Is Over
