KNOW THEY ONLY HAVE JOBS HERE, AND LIVE OUTSIDE OF THE THE CITY, 'BECAUSE IT'S CHEAPER'
WELL BECAUSE YOU'RE CHEAPER, AND STUPIDER, YOU MEAN
I E-MAILED ONE, 'I noticed today how cold it was (43 degree low) and also noticed some old people shivering out there, now i know how it feels'
THE ANSWER, AND ALTOUGH THE GRAMMAR WAS FUCKED-UP, NEVER IN MY LIFE EXCEPT NOW DO I GET
THIS 'How it felt? Do you mean the cold, or the old people?' WHEREAS BEFORE IT WOULD
HAVE BEEN A REASSURING 'Yeah, me too!' OR SOMETHING
IF YOU THINK MY GRAMMAR TOO CONFUSING, FUCKHEAD, JUST TELL ME
ON THE OTHER HAND, IF IT ISN'T ABOUT THE GRAMMAR, WHAT EXACTLY IS IT? THE 'OLD' PART?
NO 'Sorry, we thought you meant. . .' IT'S UP TO ME NOW TO DECIPHER DID THEY MEAN THE GRAMMAR, OR WAS IT THE PUT-DOWN I IMAGINED?
THE OTHER THING: THE MANAGER AND A FLUNKIE SHOW UP UNEXPECTEDLY (HMMM. . . SURE) AT THE
DOOR, IT'S FREEZING, COLDER THAT NOW, THEY 'CATCH' ME WITH THE OVEN ON AND SAY 'WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?' LIKE I JUST DROPPED A NUCLEAR BOMB HERE
'TURN THAT THING OFF, ITS REALLY DANGEROUS, IT COULD EXPLODE!' THEN THEY ARE OUT THE DOOR, FASTER THAN JACKRABBITS
'OH YEAH?' IT OCURRED TO ME 'DOES THAT HAPPEN TOO WHEN YOU HAVE A ROAST IN THERE, OR A TURKEY?'
IT'S LIKE THE NO HOT WATER WEEKEND:
MY FAULT FOR NOT WAITING LONG ENOUGH FOR THE WATER TO HEAT UP, THOUGH I'VE LIVED HERE FOR OVER EIGHT YEARS AND KNOW THAT, AND TESTED THE WATER FOR OVER TWENTY MINUTES FIVE TIMES, YOU ASSHOLE, AND WHEN THAT LOOK WAS UNDERSTOOD
'OH, IT MUST BE THE PIPES THEN!' AND OFF LIKE THE PROVERBIAL JACKRABBIT
THAT TIME I THOUGHT 'YOU FUCKTARD, I DON'T KNOW OF A SINGLE PIPE IN SAN FRANCISCO WITH
ENOUGH BRAINS TO TURN HOT WATER TO COLD ON THE WAY UP HERE, I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL INANIMATE OBJECTS'
I DON'T CARE AND DON'T KEEP BRINGING UP THE FACT Y'ALL HAVE THE TEENIEST MINDS, SO WHY BE RUDE TO ME NOW THAT YOU THINK I'M OLD AND DEFENSELESS? UP YOUR ASSES, FUCKTARDS!
